Last episode, our hero purchased some cards from Paperchase. Let's see what happens this week!
Our hero: "Hi, yes, I bought this pack of five cards, and I'd like to swap two of the cards because they are incomplete."
He offers the two cards up for inspection, where, sure enough, the cards are found to each have a corner missing.
Staff member: "Oh, well, see, that's because these cards are hand-made."
Our hero: "Yes, well, I understand that. However, I'm not sure that's an excuse for the cards being incomplete. In fact, surely the fact that they are made by hand suggests that there is an opportunity for the person making the cards to ensure that they are, for want of a better phrase, finished?"
And so, once again, justice is done! Tune in next week for another exciting episode....
(Yes, I am back! My parents have visited, I have travelled widely, and I have married. Who would have thought it? Well, I would have, but only recently. Updates to this site are planned!)