Did he just say that?

Every season in The Sopranos, Silvo becomes more and more of a parody of the stereotypical mafioso.

On Saturday, I went into Currys (uuuugh), to pick up a cheap DVD player for Cathy - so that she doesn't have to try and deal with mucking about with my Archos just to be able to watch a simple DVD - and I found myself confronted with a sales assistant who, apparently, is the greatest parody of the clueless, uneducated sales assistant who could care less about you ever conceived.

Me: "Excuse me please, I'm looking at DVD players. There are two here that I am interested in, but only one of them has a price tag. Could you please tell me what the differences between the two models are?"

Him: "Well, this one's more expensiver, innit."

On enquiring what the differences were other than which one was the more "expensiver", he simply walked off without saying anything, leaving me to try and figure out the differences by myself for 10 minutes. On his return, a series of blank looks and shrugs suggested that he had been unable to find out anything about either model in this time, so I simply asked for the "cheaperer" one, assuming that any place staffed by people this clueless would be easy to push about if I had managed to buy something that wasn't suitable.

The player is great.