“Your request was indeed sent, you will receive an answer as soon as possible. Thank you for your confidence.”
Best Confirmation Message Ever
March 8th, 2008Updates are planned
November 14th, 2007Ha!
Who am I kidding?
On normality…
October 30th, 2007A question for Matt Dubsky:
We have run out of decent sized drinking glasses at work, so I am drinking water from a coffee mug, with a handle and everything. As a result, I somehow feel like I am a geologist.
Is this normal?
The battle for quality assurance rages on…
October 26th, 2007Last episode, our hero purchased some cards from Paperchase. Let’s see what happens this week!
Our hero: “Hi, yes, I bought this pack of five cards, and I’d like to swap two of the cards because they are incomplete.”
He offers the two cards up for inspection, where, sure enough, the cards are found to each have a corner missing.
Staff member: “Oh, well, see, that’s because these cards are hand-made.”
Our hero: “Yes, well, I understand that. However, I’m not sure that’s an excuse for the cards being incomplete. In fact, surely the fact that they are made by hand suggests that there is an opportunity for the person making the cards to ensure that they are, for want of a better phrase, finished?”
And so, once again, justice is done! Tune in next week for another exciting episode….
(Yes, I am back! My parents have visited, I have traveled widely, and I have married. Who would have thought it? Well, I would have, but only recently. Updates to this site are planned!)
Dead or Alive?
September 4th, 2007Todd Hoff on the High Scalability site writes:
Amazon’s EC2 sounds good, but how do you make use of all that throbbing CPU power?
Clearly Todd has only read about EC2, not used it. Don’t get me wrong, EC2 is great. But throbbing CPU power?
Do you have any idea how many server instances you have to fire up before you even get a pulse?
… and why not?
August 16th, 2007Here’s a brilliant idea: Test social policies through the use of RCTs.
A free lunch…
August 7th, 2007Timezones
July 10th, 2007Joel writes:
“The biggest surprise was how much work it took so that every user sees things in their own time zone.”
Oh yeah, I hear you. Now imagine that your software has to do that not because you are hosting it for your clients all over the world, but because your clients all over the world are hosting it themselves, but on boxes controlled by someone else, in a different part of the world to where they are. Also imagine that these hosting companies refuse to set up the box in the timezone of the client.
Now, try and get your software to work in five different versions of PHP, with major differences in how timezones work. Deal with the fact that the hosting companies haven’t configured the PHP timezone correctly for the server’s timezone either.
And then throw in some bugs as well.
Joel has it easy. 
Yes, I am alive…
June 13th, 2007No, I haven’t died.
I’ve been busy.
New feature! A page of news I’ve been reading that I think is interesting.
That’s when the shift changes…
April 17th, 2007Okay, last post on service for a while, I promise
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